Jeremy Clarkson, 66, has unveiled his latest brainchild: Only Farmers, a playful nod to saucy website OnlyFans – but this time, it’s all about farm life, not X-rated content. The online platform promises “experiences in the countryside you never knew existed”, giving farmers the chance to offer accommodation, workshops, animal encounters, pick-your-own days, tastings, private hires, and seasonal events. 🌻
Launching alongside the fifth series of Clarkson’s Farm on Prime Video, Only Farmers features key characters from the show, including farm manager Kaleb Cooper and Clarkson’s girlfriend Lisa Hogan. From farm stays to family fun days, users can book directly with farmers and immerse themselves in British rural life.
Based at Diddly Squat Farm near Chipping Norton, the project complements Clarkson’s other ventures, including his farm shop, the popular pub The Farmer’s Dog, and sponsorship of Hawkstone Brewery – famous for backing the farmers’ choir that won Britain’s Got Talent last month.
Whether it’s hands-on farming, seasonal workshops, or just soaking up the countryside charm, Clarkson’s cheeky new site is putting farm life firmly in the spotlight – proving the countryside can be just as exciting as the studio! 🚜💫


