Lorraine Kelly’s Savage Swipes: From Simon Cowell to Cher – Her Most Brutal Moments Yet!

Lorraine Kelly – a true national treasure known for her quick wit and cheeky banter – is no stranger to stirring up controversy with her brutally honest (and often savage) comments. Whether she’s targeting fellow celebrities or sharing candid opinions, Lorraine knows how to keep us talking!

From jabs at Simon Cowell’s ever-evolving look to eye-popping remarks about Liz Hurley’s jaw-dropping dress, the ITV presenter has sparked quite a few eyebrows over the years. But this time, it’s her hilarious (and sometimes shocking) comments that have fans and viewers on the edge of their seats.

🔥 Lorraine’s Savage Dig at Simon Cowell: “What Else Has Changed? His Face!” 😆

During a lively discussion on her ITV show, Lorraine made a savage swipe at Simon Cowell’s appearance while talking to Ross King. After Simon shared how fatherhood had changed his life on a podcast, Lorraine couldn’t resist commenting: “To be fair Ross, what else has changed is his wee face! You can’t deny it!” Ouch! 🥴

But this wasn’t the first time Lorraine has taken a playful jab at Simon. In 2021, she had fans in stitches when she remarked, “He doesn’t look like himself, mind you! But maybe that’s no bad thing.” A classic Lorraine moment! 😅

🏆 Lorraine’s Ruthless Take on Liz Hurley’s “Bazookas” 🛑

Lorraine doesn’t hold back when it comes to giving her honest opinions on fashion, especially when it comes to Liz Hurley. After Liz rocked a plunging silver dress at the NTAs, Lorraine cheekily remarked, “Those bazookas! Good grief! The woman is 60 years old. For me, it was a wee bit too much!” 😲Liz Hurley posingLorraine made a dig about Liz’s frock (Credit: SplashNews.com)

She followed up with, “If you can do it, she did carry it off, but my goodness, extraordinary!” Lorraine may have kept it light-hearted, but fans couldn’t help but feel the shade. 👀

🏛️ Lorraine’s Controversial Nigel Farage Comments: “Slim Pickings!” 🙄

Who can forget the time Lorraine took aim at Nigel Farage’s appearance on her show, discussing the “sexiest politicians” list. Lorraine quipped, “Now I have to say, it is a low bar. Slim pickings.” 😬Nigel Farage on I'm A CelebNigel Farage has made it to the final four on I’m A Celeb (Credit: ITV)

The real drama kicked off when Lorraine made a comment about politics being entertainment for “ugly people” and implied that Farage looked far older than his age. Her remarks triggered over 400 complaints to TV watchdog Ofcom, though Lorraine was later cleared. Still, she certainly knows how to stir up a storm! 💥

💥 Lorraine’s “Vile” Remark About Cher: “Bits of Cher Are Turning 80!” 👵

Lorraine’s most recent controversy came in December 2025 when she made a not-so-graceful comment about pop legend Cher, who was turning 80. “Still to come tonight… proving she still believes in love, Cher is turning 80,” Lorraine teased. “I know, I can’t believe it either. We’ve got the latest reports that she’s set to marry again to a man probably half her age.”

But it didn’t stop there. Lorraine added: “When I say Cher’s turning 80… bits of Cher are turning 80.” Fans took to social media, calling Lorraine’s remarks “vile” and “unnecessary.” 😬


Lorraine Kelly’s signature savage remarks always leave us wanting more! Whether you love her or cringe at her bluntness, there’s no denying that she keeps us all entertained. What’s your take on Lorraine’s latest swipes? Drop a comment below! 👇